No. No. No.

If anybody ever asks me why I vote Democrat instead of Republican, I will point to this:

"A bill that would effectively end the strip club world as we know it in Ohio passed the Senate Tuesday afternoon in a 24-8 vote.

Senate Bill 16 was proposed by an initiative petition filed by the Citizens for Community Values, a Cincinnati-area group that successfully pushed the gay marriage ban in Ohio. The bill was approved 7-1 Tuesday morning by the Senate's State and Local Government Committee.

The bill would put in place a 6-foot rule separating patrons and performing strippers and cause adult clubs without liquor licenses to close at midnight. Those with liquor licenses could keep serving alcohol after midnight, but no performances would be allowed."

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"Yet when push came to shove, both Mumper and Niehaus (Republicans) voted against postponing indefinitely or tabling the bill when they could have joined the three Democrats on the nine-member panel to kill the legislation."

You really do have to read the full article to appreciate my rage.

Next time you head to the voting booths, remember this:

Republicans: Vote to shut down strip clubs, thus denying the means for hot college girls to put themselves through law school or medical school.

Democrats: Helping girls named Cinnamon, Porsche, and Amber reach their goals of becoming hot doctors and lawyers.

Plus, I have a feeling that this is the year that a bunch of my friends will start to get married. A bachelor party without at trip to a strip club is no bachelor party at all.