Things I'd Rather Not Hear Tomorrow as it is Valentine's Day
1. So where are you taking your girlfriend to dinner?
2. Oh, you don't have a girlfriend?
3. Are you gay?
4. No? Are you sure?
5. Whatever, dude.
6. What about Match.com? I hear it works. Dr. Phil says so.
7. Whatever, dude.
8. I'll talk to you later, son.
posted by Midwestern Drone at 3:17 PM
1 Comments:
9. well, then...what about your roommate...heard shes pretty rocking.
10. are you sure youre not gay?
11. oooo, listen sister vibe, yea...not cool.
12. who says you dont have plans? Fiday Night Lights is brand new episode
13. wait seriously dude, you cry after every Friday Night Lights and are not gay? These two things are, according to Wikepdia, mutually exclusive.
5:27 PM
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