How Not to Order Wine

A conversation on Friday night between my buddy Stu and a bartender.

Bartender: What'll you have?

Stu: A Stella and a Cab.

(Bartender fetches a bottle of Stella Artois and hands it to Stu.)

Bartender: How many?

Stu: Um... one?

Bartender: Where are you going? Sorry, I have to ask.

Stu: I, uh, just got here.

(Moment of realization)

Stu: Cabernet. I'd like a glass of Cabernet.

Bartender: Oh... Ooohhhhhh. Sorry about that. I'm on meds.

I swear, it was a lot funnier in person.